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About LinkBacksPost your stories as if you were a character from Grand Theft Auto. Include the BEST parts like when you got Busted, and tazered. Here's mine:
It was a rainy midnight, and after killing Claude, I was on HOT pursuit with the cops...seems like no matter what I do those cops are still stuck to me. I did a 180 Donut in my mustang, but the road was slippery and I crashed into a tree. I ran out the car, ran into the driveway, but it was too late. Cops, SWAT teams, secret agents were everywhere. I couldn't move, or I would be iced for good. It was over. I was Busted
- John Cool
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Thread: Grand Theft Rally
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12-31-2011, 02:17 AM #1
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Grand Theft Rally
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01-01-2012, 05:03 AM #2Senior Member
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
i got chased by a transvestite and got raped.
Oh no, wait thats Yakuza.
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01-01-2012, 09:25 PM #3Senior Member
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
After I robbed a bank I went home and spammed a forum with useless games.
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01-02-2012, 12:21 AM #4Senior Member
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
killed a hooker, raped her, then got into a tank and killed a whole bunch of other hookers.
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01-02-2012, 12:26 AM #5
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
i stole a car
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01-02-2012, 01:23 AM #6Senior Member
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
i stole a balloon :O
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01-02-2012, 12:32 PM #7Senior Member
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
On national free balloon day. Then you ran out of the country.
I was driving my car, with my baseball bat, smashing mailboxes.
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01-02-2012, 02:41 PM #8
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
I was trying to steal an PS3. But the cops caught me and locked me up.
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01-02-2012, 06:19 PM #9Senior Member
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
I unintentionally hurt my cousin, and in despair I summoned a giant helicopter and watched as it crashed down on people. Then I became extremely anxious and spaghetti shot out of my pockets. Embarrassed, I quickly began hiding the spaghetti, but it was too late, as my mother had died.
The End."We're playing in the same sandbox. Why can't we be nice to each other?"
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01-02-2012, 10:24 PM #10Senior Member
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Re: Grand Theft Rally
I tried to steal a cake but accidentally everyone. I tried to return them, but accidentally the cops. I couldn't be arrested because they accidentally their tasers. So I sent a letter to my pet bullfrog who liked to read the rules and post a link. He advised me to not smiley spam. I was so mad I put him in a flowerpot where he was cursed with negative karma forever. He started to spam his way to the Underworld and became a Pokémon Master as he caught a smiley. I was embarassed so I had a McDonald's Chicken McNugget as I cut up a horse with my toenail clipper. As I rode my Xbox 360 I slipped and fell into a land of unicorns. It was over. I was BUSTED.
- Jon Kewl
