King of the Hill (KoTH)

[ffemt53]

Powerman,
And a pony is a little horse.
Of coarse.
And I have hole
In your mole.
But don’t worry
I’ll Hurry.
And give you the bill
Because it’s My Hill.

[POWERMAN]

But.... Ponies! Brony logic! Derp is a MLP!

With the rage in him, he explodes ffemt and sends him into the etheral nothingness of the above and beyond.

My hill.

[ffemt53]

Put the rage
in a cage Powerman

and I'll admit
that Derp is it

but I return
to burn

and i will be still
My Hill

[POWERMAN]

Put the rage
in a cage Powerman

and I'll admit
that Derp is it

but I return
to burn

and i will be still
My Hill

A piece of art. Beautiful. Masterpiece. ffemt must be on a roll today. *wipes tear away from the corner of the eye*

But all good things must come to an end. Since POWERMAN got sick of explosions, he infected ffemt with the ebola virus.

The hill is contaminated, but POWERMAN havs a HAZMAT suit, wait no, the all-ranger that Gordon Freeman wears. With a face mask.

As ffemt dies, POWERMAN carrys him in my arms. He walks slowly, and the noises of his heavy breathing through my mask can be heard.

POWERMAN lifts ffemt up with my harms, holding his dead body up to the sky. Suddenly, an angelic light shines through the overcast that had been around all day. ffemt hovers up into the clouds, into the angelic light, and dissapears. The rift which the angelic light and puffy white clouds seals itself and the gloomy overcast returns. Little does he know, POWERMAN has started a pandemic....

EDIT: My hill.

[ffemt53]

I arrive in heaven from my virus
In a shiny new Golden Pyrus

The Great One stare at me
And points me to a tree

The Tree of Life is what I see
And it’s fruit is given to me

“Eat the fruit and you will prevale”
“Don’t worry you can not Fail”

“Take the Pyrus to the hill”
“Plant this seed to kill the virus”

“After your done Powerman will be stopped”
“I’ll make him work as a car hop”

I thank the Great One for his gift
Making my trip very swift

I plant the seed upon the hill
And the Virus has been killed

Powerman looks good on Roller Skates
“Hi can I help you? Would you like a Shake?”

I feel the Light from above
“Climb the hill my Son”

“Take what is rightfully yours”
“and don’t forget to say those wonderful words”

I climb the hill because it is my choice
And with a deep breath and a thunderous voice

I rock this world with my will
“THIS IS MY HILL”

[POWERMAN]

Powerman, condemned to Sonic's, begins working his way up through the company hierarchy. He decides to join the army instead, and works his way up to the position of the Secretary of Defense.

He sends some nukes to blast the hill and eats some scones.

My hill.

[ffemt53]

Time to get childish....

Missed me, missed me now you got to kiss me.


This is my hill

[POWERMAN]

"Oh well," says Powerman, and he vanishes in a puff of logic in front of ffemt53.

Wait....

Your...hill?

[ffemt53]

Mean while I wake up in a pool of sweat.
I roll over torwards my wife...
"Hunny, I been having the strangest dream"
"Oh, yea? Tell me about it."
"I was in this fight for my life over a stupid hill..."
My wife morphes into Powerman
"You ARE! HA HA HA"
Powerman disappears into a puff of smoke...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[POWERMAN]

And so that is how Powerman discovered his power, his true inner will, really.

He is.... Powerwoman?

"No, this isn't right," he says to himself, "I've been having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle," he decided.

He walks onto the hill muttering about his lifestyle, accidentally stepping into ffemt's pool of sweat, and thus ruining his most expensive pair of Prada stilettos.


My hill.