King of the Hill (KoTH)

[awesomego]

The sheep arrives. Everyone flees in terror. I RISE VICTORIOUS!

you didnt say my hill so i fart on chaotic and blast him my hill

[biomechanicalism]

and i come along with my twin magnums blasting the living guts out of awesomego and get up the hill and say so coolly and shady.
"MY HILL"

[DaSheep]

you didnt say my hill so i fart on chaotic and blast him my hill

That is because i was parading, before taking control. now step aside, mortals. *everyone runs* MY HILL!

[biomechanicalism]

in your dreams, i hunt down dasheep, barbequing his remains, and whistling "my hill"

[awesomego]

moo the cow scared bio away my hill

[biomechanicalism]

I came back riding my bio-mecahincal tank, that is made from half mech - half mantis, to destroy you into stardust and stand above the hill with my flag raised up high shouting " don't you DARE get here again, this is MY HILL!!!"

[awesomego]

But the cookie god says explode so bio is now insane my hill

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

i come back and call in a NUKE! everyone dies! my hill

[biomechanicalism]

after wearing a non radiation suit, and get armed with a hydrolic-biomechanical suit underneath the anti radiation one, I grab chaoticCHAOS99 from the neck and throw him away to china, and he can't talk Chinese, so, he gets imprisoned as being considered the destroyer of five buildings, thus making the rest of the buildings fall as dominoes and he couldn't say anything for his defense as he couldn't talk Chinese. MY HILL!!

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

luckily my Commander is in china and he is extremely powerful and frees me and gives me serious upgraded armour half robot half plasma energy! i fly to the hill and blast biomech with the plasma Machine gun. MY HILL!

btw biomech you can just call me chaotic