King of the Hill (KoTH)

[awesomego]

The orange is awake and destroys the castle which ffemt53 is in on My Hill

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

i call in a knife and chop up the orange and make orange juice! while sipping it i say calmly my hill!

[awesomego]

ha but you didnt say who you took the hill from chaotic so
​my hill

[ffemt53]

But you left to play another game. Leaving the hill to claimed by me.

My Hill

[awesomego]

The glorious hill.

Rules:

4. You can only claim the hill from the last poster, and you have to mention their name in your post

since ffemt53 didnt say my name my hill is still rightfully mine

[ffemt53]

Awesomego got me with rule number four.
And politely showed me to the door.

What was rightfully his, he do think.
I'll take it from him and won't make a stink.

Up is down an down is up.
I give awesomego a bad case of the hick-ups.

Now seeing that I stayed with in the rules
I take back the hill like I should.

Pssst

MY HILL

[biomechanicalism]

coming after a lot of learning from the forerunners, the bentusi, and many other races that were the galaxy's leading in advanced technology, I hyperspace into earth's orbit and bombard it, depriving earth from it's atmosphere and then blowing up the core and before all that I had already hyperspaced the entire crust (including all cities, rivers, oceans...etc) except for ffemt53 and awesomego to another planet with the same exact properties of earth and "ALMOST" the exact same solar system and i say "ALMOST" because there were no ffemt53 or awesomego, and they must have:
1) crushed by the debris 10%
2) choked in the space 100%
3) exploded by the super-low air pressure 100%
4) frozen by the coldness of the space 100%
5) super-heated due to the explosion of the core 100%
6) torn apart in their last try to hang on to one of the cryo-ships before thy hyperspaced 5%
7) destroyed by my fleet of interceptors 10%
8) decapitated by one of the glass shards 0.0024% (i know I'm getting silly but i must reach 10(0)
9) blown off by one of the floating warheads 0.00000000059%
10) all of the above one after another 0.00000000000000000000019%
11) my hill! 100000000000000000000000000000000%

[awesomego]

teehee you forgot i am invinisble
now i am stronger than you
grab bio and yells CoOkIEs
my hill

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

i go back in time until awesomego was born and stab him i then go back to the current time ! MY HILL!

[awesomego]

fine i am a ghost and turn chaotic into a cookie
my hill