im bored, somebody post a good joke plz

[sharezard]

i never laughed in a while, so can anyone post a joke here? any type of joke

here's one...
at a college, a group of ladies are mad because their teacher is very vulgar and always cracks a rude adult joke before the beggining of his class, so they planned leave the class all together once he cracks his joke.

at the next class, the woman wer all ready. Their vulgar teacher saying his joke started with " did u kno that there is a need for whores in india?" and that moment all of the women got up and were about to leave, suddenly the teacher exclaimed "were are you going ladies, the boat leaves at 4 o'clock"

[ExpoundParadox]

Q.What is the joke about on these celebrities?
1)President Obama uses his a lot.
2)Lady Gaga might have one.
3)George Washington is famous for his.
4)Tom Cruise is proud of his.
5)Madonna does not have one.
6)Tom Clancy shows his on most of his video games.
The answer? Last names.

[POWERMAN]

I sense sexual innuendos....

[ExpoundParadox]

I sense sexual innuendos....

lol your mind thought of it in my joke. the answer was "Last Names" not- you know what. it was your own mind making you think that!

[ffemt53]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

[doombringer217]

So a black guy and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.

[spiderkid12]

That's racist and isn't even funny.

[ExpoundParadox]

So a black guy and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.

No, just, no... :P

[TheBigZeppelin]

I don't care if people call it racist, its still funny.

[spiderkid12]

Not really.
Then again, most of this forums population is filled with small bigoted children, so I'm not surprised people think it's funny.