im bored, somebody post a good joke plz

[ffemt53]

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[spiderkid12]

Wait, me or the other guy?

[ffemt53]

Both of you. Calling someone a "bigot" is a racial term, that sterotypes people.

[spiderkid12]

To be quite honest, you should've closed this thread to begin with. As I said before, there are immature children on here that will just make dirty jokes and cause more trouble.

I do not regret a single word at all.

[greezmaster]

As I said before, there are immature children on here that will just make dirty jokes and cause more trouble.

And yet here you are, even after all that, still online 24/7 posting and then excusing on "immature children".
Tsk tsk

[spiderkid12]

And yet here you are, even after all that, still online 24/7 posting and then excusing on "immature children".
Tsk tsk

I don't post 24/7. I rarely post, seeing that most of the community has left and is now just filled with requesters.

[demonzman]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

[demonzman]

i got another one


SMART BLONDE JOKE

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke.

[POWERMAN]

My God. This is the BEST smart blonde joke I've ever heard yet.

[demonzman]

thank you, thank you xD