Fortunately a Moderator and Gandelf interrupted riderj's post and made it invalid so no one would see it.
Fortunately the main character's arm grew back (Minor insignificance from the first part that everyone will most likely forget about FTW)
Unfortunately he decided that he didn't like his new arm and asked Green Lantern to use a giant sword to cut it off.
Fortunately it didn't hurt
Unfortunately Green Lantern hated himself for doing it and killed the main character.
Fortunately, everybody hated the main character
Unfortunately he had regenerative powers and came back as soon as he was killed without pain
Fortunately he was frozen in time and no one could undo it.