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01-31-2016, 05:19 PM
#221
Junior Member
unfortunately, you were too stoned to realize it wasn't an illusion.
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02-01-2016, 06:57 AM
#222
Junior Member
Fortunately,I have a time machine,I used the time machine to rewind back time back to stone age
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02-02-2016, 04:17 AM
#223
Junior Member
unfortunately, that altered the timeline of humans, throwing the timeline into an endless loop, causing a paradox that breaks the laws of physics. so, according to quantum physics, all that never happened at all.
long story short, you never had a time machine to begin with.
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02-02-2016, 07:32 AM
#224
Junior Member
Fortunately,I created a new planet using my godly powers and teleported all humans into the new planet
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02-05-2016, 03:00 AM
#225
Junior Member
unfortunately, teleporting people faster than light breaks the laws of physics too, and even if you aren't, it would take millions of years, and as a great scientist once told me in a voice that sounds like bane from the dark knight rises (I'm making that up) "you don't break quantum physics, quantum physics break you"
and the chances of humanity depends on how fast they can grow lead skin because of all the radiation those nuclear missiles released over {insert sarcastic star wars joke here}.
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02-05-2016, 05:58 AM
#226
Junior Member
Fortunately,laws of physics doesn't apply to my godly powers and I have teleported all humans into the new planet
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02-09-2016, 12:52 PM
#227
Junior Member
unfortunately, you don't know what godly powers are and where they come from so you never had them to begin with. meaning that you just got yourself killed.. twice.. with a nuclear missile... for no obvious reason (unless you count chocolate stuffed pasta as something to die for with a nuke)...
Last edited by biomechanicalism; 02-09-2016 at 12:54 PM.
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02-09-2016, 03:30 PM
#228
Junior Member
Fortunately,I have infininite lives :P
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02-11-2016, 10:26 AM
#229
Junior Member
unfortunately, the universe has no life system and you can't hack it, and you die for a third time with only one life left.
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02-11-2016, 01:54 PM
#230
Junior Member
Fortunately,my hands are so strong that I caught and threw the nuclear missile back to space
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