The Story

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

A noob came along and wrecked the mlg.

[tchow847]

Then an angry hedgehog sprints into the scene and kills the noob by pricking and stabbing him to death with its quills.

LOL!

[metroidofan4]

Then suddenly a meteor came along and exploded the hedgehog.

[tchow847]

Instead of dying, the hedgehog gained godly superpowers from the alien stuff in the meteorite, including extreme regeneration powers, the ability to fire its quills like a machine gun, an IQ of 999, and the ability to speak human language. Suddenly, someone else spotted it and poked it taunted it for some strange reason. The superpowered hedgehog shot its quills at the person's arm and made him shout in pain, then the superpowered hedgehog bit the person's finger and smacked him in the temple, knocking him out.

[verader009]

Suddenly, a gigantic comet came and destroyed the hedgehog and even the temple. Mater, the tow truck droven on the screen, and started using the nitro what he got in northern Europe.

[tchow847]

(When I meant temple, I meant that area in the person's head where you could get killed if you get hit over there.)

The comet mutated the hedgehog further and the hedgehog became a Hedgehog God. The Hedgehog God then used his extremely-sharp claws to slice Mater into pieces.

[biomechanicalism]

when suddenly, a scientist appears and disapproves of the ability of a hedgehog to become a god from a basic meteorite strike, and because of some quantum laws and physics I will not discuss, the hedgehog immediately dies of the meteorite, and then... "AIR WHEELY 360 NOSCOPE BACK-SIDE-FLIP JUMP!"

[tchow847]

But then the scientist finds out that the dead hedgehog was simply a hologram and the real hedgehog god was already literally in its own planet. The Hedgehog God then jumped all the way back to earth and landed right on the scientist, squashing and crushing him to death.

Gods can alter quantum physics.

FATALITY

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

the hedgehog explodes. the scientist resurrects and forgets completely about the hedgehog's existence. then he hears something in the lab. its a soul shocking non human scream, something which sounds like an alien. the scientist goes to the source of the sound and what he found was a rip in the very air from which small black parasitic creatures are pouring out of.

behold the demon king's appearance

[tchow847]

The hedgehog revives and eats up the parasitic creatures, enters the rip in the air and attacks the demon king, but unable to defeat him. The hedgehog then summons his fellow hedgehogs (who also have powers, mainly projectile attacks that can harm demons) to attack the demon king. Eventually the demon king gets REKT and PWNED so badly that he explodes, and the force of the explosion is so large that it alters reality to the state where the demonic creatures never existed, with the hedgehogs and the scientist the only ones who knew what happened before. The hedgehogs and the scientist team up.

But then a zombie apocalypse begins.