The Story

[tchow847]

But then armies of Stray skeletons with enchanted diamond armor from minecraft riding Cave Spiders came out and attacked the team.

[verader009]

Then Phangler used his mic to kill them.

[tchow847]

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The mic suddenly broke and Phangler found out that the enchanted diamond armor is immune to being thrown at by a microphone. The Stray Skelly Spider Jockeys are also immune to mic attacks, and they all swarmed on Phangler, slicing him up. Fortunately, a Temple of the Vengeful Monkey saved him just in time by kicking the SSSJs off then disintegrating them within yoctoseconds with his Dual Death Beam. Phangler survives but is critically injured, and without immediate treatment, the wounds could become mortal wounds (mortal wounds are wounds that people can die from). Fortunately, paramedics arrive and treat Phangler's wounds ASAP.

[verader009]

The Slug Pot grabbed a gun and destroyed the SSSJs and it shined up. Phangler heard footsteps, but nobody came. Phangler jumped in water and swam to the place where footsteps come from, then he found out that it wsas only a radio.

[tchow847]

But then hiding inside radio was a baby Zombie Pigman. The baby Zombie Pigman attacked Phangler but then Phangler ate it up, chewed and chewed and chewed, and spat out the Zombie Pigman's rotten flesh and gold nuggets.

[verader009]

Then, suddenly a clownfish jumped out of the sea and süpat water at Phangler.

[Borntodeath06]

Then Killer Memestar explodes countries by buying nukes from his rat family.

[verader009]

Phangler then sang the Duck Song:
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. Hey. got any grapes? The man said no we just sell lemonade. It's cold and it's ...
But he couldn't say more than that, because Dandidoo grabbed him and threw him into the water. She then walked away.

[tchow847]

A TOTVMosasaurus Carchar-OP-odon Tyrannodunkleosteus sapien (a super-mega-ultra-hyperpredator) came out and ate up Killer and his family because they worked for the Illuminati and blew up countries.

[verader009]

Dandidoo came back, and Phangler came out of the water. Phangler continued singing. He sang the entire song, and seen a duckn at a lemonade stand. Phangler said: "What the heck, the song is real!"