Joking!!! Hahahah

[FrimmerStarstone]

NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF REQUESTING THAT YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!! just kidding HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Sure I just need to know how.

[FrimmerStarstone]

Q: Why'd the robber take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.


They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: 'The salt was low.' 'Pick up bread. We be back.' Grease all over my stove -- they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.



An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:

"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir

[ZuckeR]

May I request moving this to Forum Games?

Yes you may... But i think telling jokes fits well in this forum. It is not really a game and has no real rules to follow so yeah.

[Ogami]

Now these are some funny jokes.

[hedgehoger]

Why did the bike fall down?


It was two-tired.

[riderj]

My ex was bitten by a shark from her left side, she's allrightnow

[FrimmerStarstone]

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: They don't know the words.

:I made this one:
Two guys are sitting a restaurant they order and one of the guys pays with a $8 bill the waiter gives them there food and the guy that paid him said "What is this for?" and he made a gesture to the food.and the waiter replied with a confused face "It is the food you ordered." "But I already ate." said the man."I ate the $8 dollar bill."


Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?

A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.


Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."

[FrimmerStarstone]

Hey answer this

Question: I'm teary-eyed but never cry.
Silver-tongued, but never lie.
Double-winged, but never fly.
Air-cooled, but never dry.

What am I?

P.S please don't use Google this is for fun

[Enzo319]

CAT LOVER:CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS
CAT LOVER: Because If Cats Jump Off A third story window, it won't die!
DOG LOVER: Right?
CAT LOVER: If a dog fell 3 stories down, it will...
DOG LOVER: LAND ON THE CAT!
Cat Lover: are you kidding me?
Dog lover: what? i took LOGIC classes today

[asd123]

A man goes to the doctor, he says "Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home', The doctor said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome', 'Is it common?' the man asked, 'It's not unusual' The doctor replied. If anyone knows who Sir Tom Jones is, this is pretty funny.