Hey there I'm Jack as my title obviously shows, this is me and I hope to have a good time with you guys at Arcadeprehacks.
Random true story for your reading pleasure: When I was a little boy, my group of friends told me about a old man at the end of the neighborhood and since it wasn't a normal street (more like a cul-de-sac), we decided to investigate him because why not. Now, this is when things might get a bit... odd. My 2 other friends Jack 1 and Jack 2 (names for privacy) knocked on the door of the old man posing as chocolate sellers; I made a run for it behind the bushes and sneaked into the backyard of his house where there were dozens of mannequins all in sequential orders. They were flawless, clean, waxed, the whole nine.