*Last Post Wins*

[Riykku]

Well i say:
DR.OCTOPONAMUS!!!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

[Carpet]

Well i say:
DR.OCTOPONAMUS!!!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

That´s good.
Ok, a question: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?

[noahzhang]

EASY!!!!!!!!! a clock.

[Carpet]

Good, here comes the next one:
A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?

[Proditor]

Yeah,a tricky one...

[Carpet]

Come on, it´s not so difficult as it looks.

[MiguelRaimond]

AISDHOAHDPOIHSA

I think he said: Anybody Is So Dull, Hacks of Arcade Hacks Does People Or I Happy Super Awesome

You must have a lot of time!

[Carpet]

Come on, i want to tell you my next riddle. It´s really not so difficult. I promise that the next one would be easier.

[MiguelRaimond]

Because..
His teacher was Hayden!!!

[Carpet]

Yeah, good. And what is with the other riddle? That with the moron?