*Last Post Wins*

[MiguelRaimond]

Good, here comes the next one:
A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?

He was a little MORE ON!

[Carpet]

Hoooray!! Very, very good.
Ok, here comes the next one: What is the longest word in the English language?

[MiguelRaimond]

Hoooray!! Very, very good.
Ok, here comes the next one: What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES is the longest word because it has a mile between first and last letters!

[Carpet]

Wow, have i don´t promised, it would be easier? Ok, i think that was too easy, so the next one: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?

[MiguelRaimond]

European..

[Carpet]

Alright, i see that we have to make it more difficult: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?

[MiguelRaimond]

Alright, i see that we have to make it more difficult: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?

The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the right key, which he used to unlock the door. The second man looked in the mirror to see what he saw. Then he took the saw and cut the table in half. Next, he put the two halves together to make a whole. Finally, he crawled out through the hole. The third man broke out with the measles.


You got anything else!!

[xxSharpfirexx]

I remember my 4th grade teacher gave us brainteasers.
That was one of them.
Heres one.
In a hospital, the rule is that no TV at 9:00 PM.
At 10:00 5 people were watching TV.
WHY?

[MiguelRaimond]

It was 10 in the morning!

[xxSharpfirexx]

No.
Something different.
One answer wins.
Its right in front of you.