your mamma jokes

[xxSharpfirexx]

It's literally IMPOSSIBLE to come up with an original momma joke.
Except for us 3.

[AuburnAttack21]

Yo mamma has a whole set of videos. Rome being sacked, all kinds of middle ages battles (in playlists ordered by year, The American Revolution (a playlist), The War of 1812 (not as big a playlist) and she's currently working on the Civil War.

She saw all of those beforehand. That's how old yo mamma is.

[xxSharpfirexx]

SEE WUT I MEAN!?!?!?

[Roflcopter3399]

I just see a list of horrible boring movies.

[xxSharpfirexx]

No, I meant "See how we can make original jokes?"

[AuburnAttack21]

I just see a list of horrible boring movies.

Yo mamma isn't allowed to criticize Sharp's mamma. Stop echoing her

Yo mamma so stupid she doesn't know what her skin color is

[Roflcopter3399]

Yo momma so stupid
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides

[AuburnAttack21]

Be there or be square

Yo mamma I guess is square cuz she not here

Yo mamma so stupid she doesn't know where her bedroom is

[Roflcopter3399]

She could not have a bedroom at all?


Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

[AuburnAttack21]

Yeah, actually

Yo mamma so poor she doesn't have one. She looks for it nightly. I take back what I said about her stupidness