your mamma jokes

[Roflcopter3399]

Yo momma so skinny she fell in a crack

[AuburnAttack21]

Yo mamma so stupid she sent in a job application for "Prisoner of War"

[xxSharpfirexx]

The crack could be big.
Yo momma so skinny she can float.
In a bathtub...
That can hold one gallon of water...
Half full...

[Roflcopter3399]

Thats impossible?
Yo momma so old she went to an antique store and they kept her

[xxSharpfirexx]

Thats illegal!
Yo momma so stupid she tried to rob a bank.
With guards.
Armed with guns.
And she used cheese as a weapon.

[Roflcopter3399]

Thats not stupid, i do that all the time
Yo momma so fat i gotta take 3 steps back just to see her face.

[AuburnAttack21]

Yo mamma so stupid she ate a piece of wonka 3 course gum

Is there anyone that doesn't know the wicked awesome consequences?!

[Roflcopter3399]

I'm trying to remember, you turn blue right? and then you turn into a blue berry?

Yo momma so ugly i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo momma so stupid she went inside a deserted house and came out with a job application.

[Roflcopter3399]

Yo momma so fat she i ran around her twice and got lost