your mamma jokes

[AuburnAttack21]

Yo mamma so stupid she eats a ration of Smarties with each meal in a futile attempt to cure herself of such poor qualities >.>

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo momma so stupid she raises a group of snakes.
And theyre smarter than she is.

[Roflcopter3399]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and burst came out the skittles

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo momma so fat when she was lying down in the ocean,
Sailors claimed her for Spain.

[Roflcopter3399]

Yo momma so fat when she was lying down on the ocean, japan came to kill her, only to have there spears bounce back cause shes so FAT

[xxSharpfirexx]

That makes no sense, the spears should penetrate her.
"Why Sharpfire, do you always mess with my jokes?!?!?!"
Yo momma so fat people live in her.

[Roflcopter3399]

They could be like the size of an atom or something.

Yo momma so fat she sat on 4 quarters and it turned into a dollar

[AuburnAttack21]

The people live on her Sharp. Potentially more chance of living >.>

Yo mamma so stupid she uses matchbox cars to light a match

[xxSharpfirexx]

Your avatar reminds me of kirby, BTW.
Yo momma so fat and heavy not even kirby could suck her up.

[AuburnAttack21]

My mamma smart and invented the time machine

Yo mamma so old she saw the crusades firsthand. But she used my mamma's time machine and went back and recorded it. Then she uploaded it to Youtube. I am now subscribed to yo mamma so she can do that again >.>