your mamma jokes

[Roflcopter3399]

Yo momma so fat not even a falcon punch could move her

[xxSharpfirexx]

What if it's from a Captain Falcon wannabe?
Yo mamma so stupid she more stupid then "Ed" from "Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy" during some moments.

[dalvo]

yo moma so fat she has 2 roll twice to roll over.

[xVENUSx]

Yo mamma so fat that even when she is sitting at the back of the cinema, she still blocks the whole movie.

[Roflcopter3399]

Yo momma so fat you can mold her fat like playdoh

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo momma so stupid she fails at slang.
Yo momma so stupid she fails at failing. [No not double negative]
Yo momma so stupid when she was a captain of a ship, the ship flipped over.
In the water.
With nothing in a 3 mile radius.
With 0 mph wind.
Your probably thinking "How is that possible???"

[xVENUSx]

Yo mamma so thin that people mistake her for a pole.

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo momma so fat she sat next to EVERYONE in the movie theater.

[Roflcopter3399]

That makes no sense.
It should be like
yo momma so white and thing they mistake her for paper

[AuburnAttack21]

Yo mamma so stupid she doesn't know what a "yo mamma joke" is

Hey, post 100