Corrupt a Wish

[SandSpur]

Granted, but the chicken was diseased.

I wish I could make my own rules

[ucan]

granted but your rules suck and we all voted against them!!


i wish i could play

[SandSpur]

i meant about my life, instead of using Auburn's

Granted, but you can only play one chord

I wish i my computer would speed up

[ucan]

granted but then it crashes!! and you also have to get a new one


i wish i had popcorn that wasnt stale and it didnt have poisen in it!

[Kody]

Granted, but its explosive, so yeah

I wish that i was good at drums

[ucan]

granted but then your parents get mad because you practice all the time and you have to throw them out


i wish i was in GNR

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted, but idk what is it.

I wished i have a PS3 with all its games, 2 m cards, 2 wireless controllers and all the things it can have.

[SandSpur]

Granted, but they were all stolen and you go to jail

I wish i could do anything without getting hurt

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted, but you go jump off a heli on a bunch of spikes and no parachute and you powers of not getting hurt get oof battery and you die >.
I wished i could play Through The Fire And The Flames on Expert.

[SandSpur]

Granted, but you break you controller

I wish banana was spelled banananananana