Corrupt a Wish

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted but you get banned for hacking your hacking ability.

I wish i could have anything i want, anywhere, anytime and could toggle invincibility mode by saying LAWLZORZ and it was only activated by my exact voice .

[spiderkid12]

Granted but you forgot how to speak. So your invincibility mode is defenseless against my AK-47.

I wish I had said AK-47.

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted, but you get dumb and aim at your face before pulling the trigger and making a bloody mess.

I wish i could get laid with a hot girl soon and if so, a non-fake, magical indestructible condom appeared to me right on time.

[Trexmaster]

Granted but the condom is too short.



I wish I could be better at Governor of Poker 2.

[leohuangchunwang]

But you got too good and the game had no challenges to you, so you felt bored and went off.

I wish I can just say and get away from any crime.

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted but you broke your mom's vase wich was ugly and she asked if it was you, then you said and your mom gives the 90594856094586047783619284685747598670485938759685 467 bucks she was going to give you for a hobo.

I wish i had a girlfriend that would never break up with me.

[spiderkid12]

Granted, but she falls in love with someone else. (Story of my life right there.)

I wish I could play minecraft without my internet being as slow as the brain function of 60% of noobs on the internet.

[leohuangchunwang]

Then your internet is now as slow as the other 40% of noobs' brain function.

I wish that saying that my wish is one that can't be corrupted isn't too bad.

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted but in fact no one will accept it and corrupt it just like i did now.

I wish i could see my karma comments (i actually can't) and without magicman's useless karma-down comments. (what happened to him anyway, i don't see him for a long time)

[leohuangchunwang]

Then I send you a karma down comment.

I wish that I can type in a font size larger than huge and smaller thantiny.