Corrupt a Wish

[AuburnAttack21]

Granted, but it's a magic musket that takes you back in time to the civil war where you get shot in the leg, crawl off and die a painful death of freezing, dehydration, starvation, bleeding, and infection.

I wish for the ability to make good computer art.(Lol, I really do wish for that, cause I suck at everything art related, except for sometimes poety, quotes, essays, and other papers, or if the art of deception counts... Well, I don't wanna ramble ;D)

Ooh! And that would be after about 3 months of battling Confederates! Of course, I would probably be one of those because their anthem is cool. TO HEAVEN, MY BROTHERS!!!

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish that my yard had a diamond mine.

[AdamBomb257]

Granted, but Herobrine mines it all.

I wish I had a PS3 without online service.
(To all the Xbox fans, I had a PS2. The controls to a PS2 and PS3 are identical. And XBox controls are hard for me to adapt to for some reason.)

[MicahCade]

Granted, but Herobrine mines it all.

I wish I had a PS3 without online service.
(To all the Xbox fans, I had a PS2. The controls to a PS2 and PS3 are identical. And XBox controls are hard for me to adapt to for some reason.)

Granted, but it has online service.(Strange, I have the exact opposite problem with the controls, I love xbox more than ps.)

I wish for Duke Nukem to have a lifetime supply of bubble gum, so instead of saying "It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubble gum." and he say "It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum, and I have lots of bubble gum!"

[asd123]

Your wish is granted, but I blow up his supply of gum.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted

[MicahCade]

Your wish is granted, but I blow up his supply of gum.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted

Not even gonna reply to that. Come on man, play the game

I wish I had a magic book that had the answers to all the questions I want to know, written in English with nice handwriting, and letters the size of these.

[Glorie]

Your wish is granted, but I blow up his supply of gum.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted

Not even gonna reply to that. Come on man, play the game

I wish I had a magic book that had the answers to all the questions I want to know, written in English with nice handwriting, and letters the size of these.

It had Nasty, Evil, Discgusting pictures on each page.

I wish I had a personal hooker.

[xVENUSx]

Granted, but she has AIDS

I wish that I could buy Space Shuttle Atlantis!

[leohuangchunwang]

You bought it, but you're caught by the police for illegal flying.

I wish to have a signature of more than 300 characters long.

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted, but a mod bans you FOREVER for managing to have it.
I wish i could get any girl i want anytime/anywhere i want.

[leohuangchunwang]

Granted, but they're not born yet.

I wish that I can hack better.