Verizon Fios emerges as new Imaginary World provider

[idris]

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-March 20, 2010

American, French, and Japanese Enemy militia banded together in a heroic effort to kill every single Comcast employee in the Imaginary World USA headquarters this Saturday. No casualties on the side of the rebels were reported. The French Marquis de Verizone took the building and became the new ruler. Many companies, including favorites such as Nerf Inc and David Salapa Incorporated, will be switching to Verizon Fios this coming Tuesday.

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