i eat insert subject here

[Trexmaster]

I eat your attack.

[AuburnAttack21]

I eat your defense

[jCuber]

I eat 42, meaning life's over.

[AuburnAttack21]

I eat j00 and spit out 42 just for the heck of it, because the answer was miscalculated

[noahzhang]

I eat your ability to eat things.

[AuburnAttack21]

Then I go inside of you and get it back out, then eat you

[Riykku]

I eat this game.

[AuburnAttack21]

Then Locked

OBJECTION!

I eat the lock

Now, Unlocked again

[jCuber]

I eat all of your locks including the special Banhammer lock-on.

[Trexmaster]

I eat an apple.