Save Them Goldfish! Hacked

shoot the guy in the face wth a gun
and tell him to eat lead

(your best friend) how long has this been going on???

(you) whats the year is it???

shut up you stuid fish your going to die from no food in like three days tops. why not become part of the food chain and let him eat you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Save me! I'm melting!"

crule game

Step 1: Get your roommate to by:
-tartar sauce
-crispy bake step 2: Preheat oven to 250Celcius step 3: Fry 500 C for 1 1/2 min step 4: Put fried fish into oven step 5: Wait for 30 min step 6:apply tartar sauce as needed step 7: Make your roommate eat all but one fish step 8: slap him with the fish step 9: commit arson and manslaughter by setting him on fire step 10: say something random like: ''I arrest you for capturing pokemon!'' or ''Uncle sam said: fishy no no'' Vote

alt trick got me to 1001 goldfish saved and they would need alot of tanks if they had that much fish O.O

i'd just knock him down with the pan

OMG he melting! lol!

i would just punch the guy in the face so he stops -_-